Jedi Mind F*ck Spore Syringe

£11.99

A quiet favourite among people who've grown a few things. JMF doesn't have the name recognition of the big beginner strains, and it isn't trying to — it's a brisk, capable coloniser with a reputation for getting on with the job and a look that sets it slightly apart from the crowd. Growers who've worked their way through the usual suspects tend to come back to this one for its speed and its character.

That character shows up in the fruits. JMF is known for caps that are often huge, and the line has a general fondness for producing the odd unconventional shape. Colouring runs golden through to warm tan, with pronounced blue bruising where handled. It's a strain that keeps a grower interested — no two flushes look quite the same.

Something to keep in mind: that same willingness to throw shapes means JMF is a little less predictable than a heavily isolated line. Expect some variation in form, and the occasional genuinely strange fruit. It also tends to prefer conditions kept consistently stable — it's not delicate, but it responds more visibly than most to fluctuations in humidity and fresh air exchange, which makes it better suited to someone who's already got their setup dialled in.

A little history: Myco Joe was out walking one day in Georgia hunting mushrooms and came across a patch of huge cubensis mushrooms. He took them home, cloned and isolated the genetics, and after some time and many runs of the mushrooms, he was satisfied with the results. He showed his friends his bountiful harvest and they went for a walk in the woods, everybody ended up having a mass hallucination, Ewoks, Yoda and all manner of star wars hallucinations, the mushrooms were more potent than what they thought they would be and surprised most of the group. Hence the name Jedi Mind Fuck.

Storage: Keep your spores refrigerated, not frozen, from the moment you receive them. Pop them in the fridge straight away, and they’ll happily keep for a couple of months and in perfect conditions, even for years.

Remember: All our products are sold for microscopy purposes ONLY; do not try to grow mushrooms with any of our products; that would be illegal and very naughty. While I have your attention on this matter, it is very surprising to learn how many naughty people there are out there. No judging, but I cannot answer any questions about growing mushrooms. It doesn’t matter if you live somewhere where growing is legal; I still won’t answer any questions – please don’t ask. However, if you do ask me naughty questions, I will unfortunately have to add you to my banned list, and you will be unable to enjoy any of my lovely products. I will also inform Santa about your naughty behaviour and ask him to put you on his naughty list – that’s now Christmas stuffed. So please, no naughty questions.

Don’t Forget:

  • Keep them in a cool, dark place; about 5’c is nice

  • Keep the product in a clean and tidy place

  • Don’t let the product get hot

  • Don’t let them freeze

  • Don’t let them become dusty or dirty

A quiet favourite among people who've grown a few things. JMF doesn't have the name recognition of the big beginner strains, and it isn't trying to — it's a brisk, capable coloniser with a reputation for getting on with the job and a look that sets it slightly apart from the crowd. Growers who've worked their way through the usual suspects tend to come back to this one for its speed and its character.

That character shows up in the fruits. JMF is known for caps that are often huge, and the line has a general fondness for producing the odd unconventional shape. Colouring runs golden through to warm tan, with pronounced blue bruising where handled. It's a strain that keeps a grower interested — no two flushes look quite the same.

Something to keep in mind: that same willingness to throw shapes means JMF is a little less predictable than a heavily isolated line. Expect some variation in form, and the occasional genuinely strange fruit. It also tends to prefer conditions kept consistently stable — it's not delicate, but it responds more visibly than most to fluctuations in humidity and fresh air exchange, which makes it better suited to someone who's already got their setup dialled in.

A little history: Myco Joe was out walking one day in Georgia hunting mushrooms and came across a patch of huge cubensis mushrooms. He took them home, cloned and isolated the genetics, and after some time and many runs of the mushrooms, he was satisfied with the results. He showed his friends his bountiful harvest and they went for a walk in the woods, everybody ended up having a mass hallucination, Ewoks, Yoda and all manner of star wars hallucinations, the mushrooms were more potent than what they thought they would be and surprised most of the group. Hence the name Jedi Mind Fuck.

Storage: Keep your spores refrigerated, not frozen, from the moment you receive them. Pop them in the fridge straight away, and they’ll happily keep for a couple of months and in perfect conditions, even for years.

Remember: All our products are sold for microscopy purposes ONLY; do not try to grow mushrooms with any of our products; that would be illegal and very naughty. While I have your attention on this matter, it is very surprising to learn how many naughty people there are out there. No judging, but I cannot answer any questions about growing mushrooms. It doesn’t matter if you live somewhere where growing is legal; I still won’t answer any questions – please don’t ask. However, if you do ask me naughty questions, I will unfortunately have to add you to my banned list, and you will be unable to enjoy any of my lovely products. I will also inform Santa about your naughty behaviour and ask him to put you on his naughty list – that’s now Christmas stuffed. So please, no naughty questions.

Don’t Forget:

  • Keep them in a cool, dark place; about 5’c is nice

  • Keep the product in a clean and tidy place

  • Don’t let the product get hot

  • Don’t let them freeze

  • Don’t let them become dusty or dirty

What’s included in the syringe package:

It is best to keep these syringes refrigerated until and after use. Keep them in a sealed container in the dark and all will be well. In a cupboard they will last about six months and kept in the fridge, they will last a year or two – just don’t leave them at the back of the fridge as they can freeze there and the spores do not like to be frozen. It’s that easy.

If you use the syringe and don’t use all the spore solution, just leave the needle connected to the syringe and put the needle cap back on for storage. Remember to put it back into a clean, sealed container. When it comes time to use the syringe again, just clean the needle by heating it up with a lighter or torch until it glows red (making sure all creepy crawlies have been dealt with) and you are good to go.

Our mushroom spore syringes have been produced in the UK, under a flowhood, and with sterile ingredients to make sure what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there – the best psychedelic mushroom spores that your money can buy!